Eating Cheetohs

Here is a random selection of Cheetohs. What order would you eat them in?

Here's my choice and reasoning:

B - nice gauge and rough texture, sized properly for the mouth.
D - interesting shape, bonus cheese flavah trapped between the siamese cheetohs.
F - not quite as impressive circumference as exhibit B, but still nicely shaped and textured
A - good texture and gauge at the thicker end, but too long to fit in the mouth comfortably
G - same as above, only thinner gauge and less interesting shape
E - leftovers. At least this one is rough.
C - short, thin, and plain. Almost not worth eating.

This is the preferred lineup:

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